I have the weirdest conversations...

Mon cappytan: whoa, when ur thing said kiss, mine kissed back
Mon cappytan: that's weird
Penny sjc: they love each other
Mon cappytan: awww
Mon cappytan: the dreidel and the hamster
Penny sjc: but yours is too frum for mine
Penny sjc: my hamster needs a black hat or something
Mon cappytan: no
Penny sjc: no
Mon cappytan: think about it
Mon cappytan: mine's androgynous and has no qualms about kissing
Mon cappytan: urs is a solidly high-pitched male
Penny sjc: he's cute
Mon cappytan: maybe he's cute
Mon cappytan: but he's not going to build a bayis ne'eman beyisrael
Mon cappytan: if u get my drift
Penny sjc: yes
Mon cappytan: maybe he'll go for shalom al yisrael
Penny sjc: your dreidel is too tzioni
Mon cappytan: ooh, ur just biased
Mon cappytan: well, even though it has no legs, it manages to lead a full life
Mon cappytan: let's see u try that
Penny sjc: i can't
Mon cappytan: i should hope not
Mon cappytan: anyway, at least my dreidel has a sense of jewish identity, ur hamster could just as easily be a goy!
Penny sjc: he is
Penny sjc: and he is not shomer
Mon cappytan: so ur trying to seduce my dreidel into a gay non-shomer relationship with ur hamster?
Penny sjc: thats right
Penny sjc: and your dreidel is into the kissing

[Editor's note: the hamster and the dreidel are superbuddy icons; when the hamster kisses, the dreidel kisses back]